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Wasp Joke
In light of my last posts on The Great Sunflower Project and plants in general, I thought I'd post a joke I heard years ago about wasps.
The world’s foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees a LP record in the window of a record shop: “Wasp sounds from around the world”. Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can listen to it.
“Certainly,” says the shop assistant and pops it onto his turntable. After listening to the first track for a while, the world’s foremost authority on wasps is a bit confused. I don’t recognize any of these sounds, and I’m the world’s foremost authority on wasps! Can you play the next track please?”
The assistant obliges and skips the needle onto the next track. After awhile, the world’s foremost authority on wasps is still confused.“No, I still don’t recognize any of these wasps. Can you try the next track?”
The assistant skips the needle on, and the world’s foremost authority on wasps listens for a little while longer before shaking his head. “It’s no good. I just don’t recognize any of these wasps”
The assistant peers at the label of the record and says “Oh, I’m terribly sorry. I had it on the bee side.”